Sollux x reader Chapter 1 - Karkwad

Warning - Foul language Read at your own risk ...
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--[trollianHandle] [TH] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CG : HEY WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE TALKED THIS THROUGH .
[TH]: KAR No I'm not bringing up that shitty Rom-Com's debate okay NO
[TH]: I just wanted to discuss ….
[TH]: * sighs * …….‘’ that ’’ thing ….)B \
CG : OMIGOD _______ ________ IS ACTUALLY GOING FUCKING SENSITIVE AND SHIT MY THINKPAN CANNOT TAKE IN THIS NEW PIECE OF SHIT .
CG : THE “” MS COOL “” IS ACTUALLY GOING TOUCHY- FEELY. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
[TH]: Karkat
[TH]: STFU When did I say that I was going “” TOUCHY – FEELY“” huh??
[TH}: Shut your rant and just UGHH… help  me I know the subject’s sensitive ‘kay ?!
CG : SORRY BUT ITS JUST REALLY NEW TO ME THAT YOU ARE ACTING …
[TH]: yes awkward I get it
CG : NO I WAS GONNA SAY ….
CG : FORGET IT
[TH]: * facepalm * Can we get to the main point?!!
CG : FINE
CG : SO YOU FINALLY FEEL FLUSHED FOR SOMEONE ?
[TH]: No
CG : SO YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT SOMEONE FEELS FLUSHED FOR YOU ?
[TH]: No
CG : GODAMMIT … SO YOU FINALLY FUCKING FIGURED OUT WITH THAT SHITTY THINKPAN OF YOURS THAT SOMEONE WANTS YOU IN THEIR QUADRANTS ?!
[TH]: Nope
CG : …
CG : _________ FUCK YOU ! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TOFUCKING HELP YOU OUT AS YOUR MOIRAIL IF I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE SHIT YOU WANT TO DISCUSS?!
[TH]: Well …. It’s like I‘ve been thinking about this quadrant shit and …. I think it’s time for me to feel flushed for someone …
CG : _________ YOU ARE RUINING THE EXACT PROCESS AND PURPOSE OF ROMANCE.
CG : FUCK YOU FOR BEING A FUCKASS AND RUINING MY IDEALS.
[TH]: Think this way …. I’m at least dealing with this matesprit thing WAY better than Eridan
CG : ……
CG : LOGIC ACCEPTED CONTINUE .
[TH]: So ….I don’t know … who do you think goes with me?
[TH]: I thought I’d ask either you or Nepeta cuz you people are good with this romance/shipping stuff ( like really no shit )
[TH]: So … What do you think?
CG : WELL OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST GUY IN ANYONE’S MIND WHO COULD BE OR IS YOUR MATESPRIT IS SOL---
[TH]: Kar please do not insult my intelligence by even suggesting that name or I will call you Karkwad  |B/
CG : BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TWO LIKE HANG OUT A LOT AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE COMPATIBLE.
[TH]: Karkwad stop talking about this or I will embarrass you
[TH]: Hell yes I’ll be a bitch like Serket and you will not like it one FUCKING bit
CG : FINE BUT YOU KEEP DENYING THE OBVIOUS.
[TH]: Kar NO just STOP
CG : ……….
CG : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MY FUCKING OPINION BUT NOOO .
CG : GOD WHY AM I EVEN PUTTING UP WITH YOU?!
[TH]: cuz I’m cool
[TH]: I’ve helped you out a couple of times ( as in A LOT )
[TH]: you owe me
[TH]: and cuz you know you’re my moirail
[TH]: now drop it
CG : …..
CG : YOU’RE GOOD ….
[TH]: hehe >BD
CG : YOU CAN TRY TAVROS OR GAMZEE OR VRISKA …. I REALLY DON’T KNOW.
[TH]: its ‘kay bro I just wanted you to know about this
[TH]: its not like I wanted you to choose my life partner or something I just wanted you to waste your time
CG : YEAH OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE ---
CG : WAIT A SECOND ?!! FUCK YOU ________!!
[TH]: keep your thinkpan cool Karkwad >B>
[TH]: x Peace Out Moirail x

-- [trollianHandle] [TH] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

   “”That little dipshit …..,”” though Karkat who was now fuming in his hive and wanted to break the first thing that his hand reached out for .The first thing that came to his hand though was his favourite rom-com so he calmed the fuck down and kept the delicate CD back where it was. But what could the troll do? He knew that even though his moirail was annoying ( or did it on purpose ), she was the coolest of all the troll ladies and the one who actually helped instead of messing shit up . That’s why she would exactly go with Sollux ….. thought Karkat,…. and Nepeta who was hiding in the ventilation of his hive recording the conversation between the two moirails and editing shipping info on her shipping wall…..
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